Nope, I just have a shrimp fetish.

Roommate #1: What are you eating?

Roommate #2 Shrimp flavored wonton soup. Mmmm.

Roommate #1: Let me see. Ewww! That smells like…like…like VAGINA!

Roommate #2: Well, I like it. (slurps)

Roommate #1: Are you a lesbian?

Yeah, sometimes things are just too much themselves.

Guy: How's your lit class going?

Girl: My lit class is awful! I didn't know there was going to be so much reading!

--Elm and York

It's couture.

I have a juicy butt?....Yeah.

--Battell

It goes with my outfit

I sound bitter and sarcastic, but that’s just my life right now.

--Branford Dining Hall

Pantsless Politics

Drunk Candidate: If you vote for me I'll give you head.
Yalie: Uhhh, I know we're friends but don't you think [boyfriend] will mind?
Drunk Candidate: I don't give a shit about [boyfriend].


Duh. Mexican Mexicans are trashy.

Yale student: But is your Mom a Mexican from Spain?


Say what? Say OUCH!...stop biting!

French guy: Oh! I am black and blue. Black and blue!
Yalie: Yeah, she's in Saybrook.

Why do you think she was crying!?

A girl is crying in the Toad's bathroom and her friend is trying to comfort her.

Friend: Have you ever had a guy cum in your face and then call you a slut? Haha.

--Toad's bathroom

Ummm...you're breaking up. "Click"

Concerned parent: Wait..did you or did not you have sex with Alec Baldwin?

Now we can be twins!

Scruffy guy on phone: Oh my god. Oh my god. I can't believe that you ACTUALLY have syphilis.

--Elm St.


Turns out it does. Seriously.

Student: Excuse me. So...does a slice of swiss cheese have fewer dimensions than a block of swiss cheese?

Isn't that sacriLARIOUS?

Girl on cell: Wait, you're going to be sitting in your synagogue, snorting coke?

--2nd floor of GHeav

Much better than that Officer Krupke.

Drunk boy to police officer: Officer, officer! You're the BEST law enforcement officer since...Robocop!

--Outside SAE


She ruined Jesus' trick

Guy has a plate of dining hall fish
Girl 1: You can't eat that! That fish smells like Zeta Psi!
Girl 2: Eww!
(Girl 1 spits in the fish)
Girl 1: There, now you can't eat it.
Guy with fish: ...

--Dining Hall

And that's the story of the first time I used Plan B.

Girl to group of girls: ...and then his willy went like.. gush.

--JE


And, if you must, we can talk dirty.

Guy to girl: Look, I really like talking to you, but can we have sex already?

--Pierson

The horror!

At a lecture during Bulldog Days...

Professor (himself a Yale alum): I found my eight-year-old son was doing some homework the other night around dinner time. I told him to come to the table, but he said, "No, Daddy - I need to study or else I might have to go to Harvard!"

It's true. We do. (smirk)

Eight-year-old boy to friend: If we go to college do you wanna be roommates? What college do you wanna go to? I wanna go to Yale. Actually, no, I hate Yale. They have naked parties.

--P.S. 3, Hudson St, between Bleecker & Grove


This is from overheardinnewyork.com

Whoo Whooo!!!

2000 hits! Let's keep it going. Send me those conversations!

overheardatyale@gmail.com

I wouldn't be saying this if I were sober, though

A secret society tap is being held up by a fellow Tap

Drunk-er Tap: I AM FAIRLY SHITFACED, BUT HE IS A VERY NICE PERSON.

--Old Campus

The Parmesan Mustard Chicken is THAT good.

Girl: Well it could worse, you could be the girl having an orgasm in the dining hall.

--SY Dining Hall

T Ball-sack!

Two girls walk by a whiffle ball game talking animatedly

Girl 1: (Veers towards game) I wanna PLAY!
Girl 2: DO YOU HAVE A TRAIN OF THOUGHT?
Girl 1: Pass me the ball!

--Saybrook's Stone Courtyard

Well way to show them, trooper!

Big Athlete Guy: Shoooot! I TOLD them not to let me into this place. I TOLD them I was gonna fail outa here."

--Leaving Intro to International Relations

...while trying to do a whippet.

Guy: Wow Jen* are you drunk already?
Girl: Not at all I just missed the chair.

"Pay no attention to that hobo behind the curtain."

Yale Volleyball Coach (to High School recruit): Anything you could want in a campus or city, New Haven's got.

--Au Bon Pain

Thanks to http://ramblingwithoutcause.blogspot.com/

Oh god, the BALEEN! and the SHUFFLEBOARD!!

Guy: You're afraid of whales?
Girl: Yeah, but it's not a whale-specific fear...I'm also afraid of cruise ships.

--Watching Planet Earth on Discovery Channel

I mean with the "books" and everything

High School Girl: Oh my god it's like EUROPE in here!
Mother: I know right?

--SML

And I would guess that they have also been drinking soda with alcohol in it!

Awkward guy to his guyfriend: I bet there's so many people here high on weed.

--Outside SigEp

Happy Party Virus!

Girl: Well at least you don't have to worry about cervical cacer.
Guy: Well yeah but what about...butt cancer?

(Both laugh uncontrollably)

Yeah but STILL!

Guy: That dude in the striped shirt was just staring at you so creepily!
Girl: Um, he's mentally challenged.

--Shaws

Question: Who is her fireman?

Drunk Girl: Ohh! There's a vacuum...there's a vacuum.
Sober Guy: Yes there is.
Drunk Girl: I took so many shots....MY FIREMAN! MY FIREMAN....uh...Oh! (surprised) There's a vacuum!!




--SY Elevator

Really? I was under the impression we were going to Asia

1: So did you hear... we're going to Shanghai this summer.
2: Oh really? I thought we were going to China..



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Unappreciated in his own time.

Guy 1: It's so big. I guarantee that you can't fit it in there!
Guy 2: That's what she said! That's what she said! That's such a good that's what she said!
(Total silence)
Guy 2 shakes his head and leaves the table.