Roommate #1: What are you eating?
Roommate #2 Shrimp flavored wonton soup. Mmmm.
Roommate #1: Let me see. Ewww! That smells like…like…like VAGINA!
Roommate #2: Well, I like it. (slurps)
Roommate #1: Are you a lesbian?
Yeah, sometimes things are just too much themselves.
Guy: How's your lit class going?
Girl: My lit class is awful! I didn't know there was going to be so much reading!
--Elm and York
It's couture.
I have a juicy butt?....Yeah.
--Battell
It goes with my outfit
I sound bitter and sarcastic, but that’s just my life right now.
