Pantsless Politics

Drunk Candidate: If you vote for me I'll give you head.
Yalie: Uhhh, I know we're friends but don't you think [boyfriend] will mind?
Drunk Candidate: I don't give a shit about [boyfriend].


Duh. Mexican Mexicans are trashy.

Yale student: But is your Mom a Mexican from Spain?


Say what? Say OUCH!...stop biting!

French guy: Oh! I am black and blue. Black and blue!
Yalie: Yeah, she's in Saybrook.