Discussion of ceramic rooster souvenirs can be awkward.

(American is sitting having lunch with a Portugese family)

Portugese Girl: Mark*...your cock...it is very nice.
Mark*: (Spits out his food at the table)


--Barcelos, Portugal

It's The Elmhurst, not 'Nam.

Summer Session Kid: Man, I can't wait to get home so I can smoke pot in a civilized environment.


-- Sushi on Chapel

And you're JUST as awkward as I expected.

Harvard Boy: Wow...you're much cuter than I would have expected a Yale girl to be.
Yale Girl: Um, thanks?

--Harvard-Yale Tailgate