Tuesday, March 22, 2011

But they kept stuffing money in their ears and singing Flo-Rida songs.

Yalie #1: So you have a job?
Yalie #2: Yeah. In NYC. Banking.
Yalie #1: You're a music major!
Yalie #2: I know! I tried to tell them that.

--Coffee Shop

Only if we talk about the symbolic implications of "smores"

Random guy to friend: But what if you consider inner city graffiti to be an artistic aspect of the post-Harlem Renaissance African diaspora?
Durfee's employee: What if you shut up and pay for your damn pop tart?