Lightweight, Indeed...

Drunk Boy: Please, please, please, do NOT hook up with him tonight.
Drunk Girl: Awwwww, why not???
Drunk Boy: 'Cos he's rowing tomorrow morning with me, and after a night with you, he's going to be sore.
Drunk Girl: Huh?
---Outside A1

No more "Durex" for me!

Girl to friend: "Once you go expensive, you never go back"
--Walking down York St.


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