Which would YOU choose? (see survey to the right)

(In regards to the classic "If you could only have one for rest of your life which would you choose to give up: oral sex or cheese?)

Girlfriend: I'm surprised that you would give up oral sex instead of cheese? I thought you liked oral sex.
Boyfriend: Yeah, but I'd still give up the oral sex. I mean, no offense.
Girlfriend: I know, but you didn't even pause before answering.
Boyfriend: Well, they asked me earlier and I thought about it...Isn't it funny when people say "no offense" after something that's clearly offensive. It's so obnoxious.


--The Elmhurst