...other than "get the implants".

Girl (to entire class): I'm Puerto Rican and Italian and I have smaller features than a lot of my Italian relatives. They've always said "This is unacceptable...you need breast implants!" And I'm ok with myself but they say "Oh, when you graduate from Yale we'll look into it" and I'm like no!
Teacher: Oh... go ahead Joe.
Joe: I completely forgot what I wanted to say.

(Class laughs uproariously)


--WLH