Now let's get you some espresso!

Ridiculously Dorky Dad: What's the opposite of right?
Five-year-old Daughter: . . . Left?
Ridiculously Dorky Dad: No! I mean right as in "moral imperative"?
Five-year-old Daughter: . . . Up or down?
Ridiculously Dorky Dad: No! The answer is wrong. But that's okay, you're still the smartest girl in your class.
Five-year-old Daughter (really sad): Second-smartest.
Ridiculously Dorky Dad: Well, your synapses are still molding.


--Starbucks