Finally, a senior essay topic I can really get behind.

Boy: Hey! Guess what I just translated into Chinese?!
Girl: What?
Boy: You know the phrase 'once you go black, you never go back?
Girl: Mmmhmm...
Boy: (Repeats the phrase in somewhat broken, rather loud Chinese). And I figured it out all by myself! And it rhymes in Chinese! HAHA!


--Bass Cafe