The life expectancy of the average URI male is 48 years
URI Girl #1: So did you hear, Alpha Chi got in big trouble? URI Girl #2: Yeah, they can't start up until all of their pledges are dead. URI Girl #1: Dead? Do you mean graduated? URI Girl #2: No dead, like 30 years from now.
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