And that hyper bunny in the Nesquik ads would finally make sense.

Girl 1, opening chocolate syrup bottle: Ah! It's coming in my face!
Girl 2: Wow, that was awkward.
Girl 1: Wait... what if cum actually tasted like--
Girl 2: Chocolate syrup?!? OMG the world would be SUCH a great place!


--Morse Dining Hall