Then I be listenin' to This American Life so I can picture Ira Glass!

Durfees Employee #1: I hate when he comes in here talkin', he don't go away, but I heard he got a big dick.
Durfees Employee #2: For real?
Durfees Employee #1: Whatever, he talks too much. Maybe cuz he got a big dick, I'd do it, but I'd have to put a mask on him so I could be on him while thinking of someone else.


--Durfees