It's never a big deal until the Hepatitis C

Guy: You know those kinds of Professors who like to give you a bad grade on your first paper so it can seem like you improved for the second one.
Girl: Yeah, those are the Shelly Kagan types
Random Freshman, interrupting: Shelly Kagan is God!
Girl: Oh. Well, that's how it happened with my papers.
Random Freshman: I didn't have that problem. It's probably because my TA wanted to fuck me. She was an Eastern European porn star. No big deal.


--Squiche