Do you want a falafel to the face?

(Two waitresses are looking at a picture of hugely obese dead bodies)
Waitress #1: Yeah, it's kinda weird.
Waitress #2: My boyfriend is into fat chicks.
Waitress #1: Oh really?
Waitress #2: Yeah, his last girlfriend was a fat chick.
(The manager walks up and starts poking Waitress #2)
Waitress #2: What? You thought I forgot I work here? Stop it! Stop it! Help! I'm being poked by an A-Rab!


--Mamouns