You did this with Obama?

Three drunken Yale guys enter a single bathroom stall and close the door:

Drunk Yale Guy #1: Okay, whip it out.
Drunk Yale Guy #2: That's the biggest horse dick I've ever seen!
Drunk Yale Guy #3: No, but wait, don't tell anybody.
Drunk Yale Guy #1: Oh wait, can I touch it?
Drunk Yale Guy #2: This is even better than Obama!!