Gay Guy: So I talked to [professor] and, I mean, he's a professor, but he's so cute...
Straight Girl: Yeah, he's gay but I think I sensed a "connection" between us. It was like, sparks in his office
Gay Guy: ...
Straight Girl: I actually had to close the door just in case he wanted to take things to another level
Gay Guy: ...
Straight Girl: Yeah, it never happened though.
--The Elmhurst
