Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Gnocci: Classic Italian pasta dish or cutting-edge dirty slang? You be the judge.

Loud Frat Boy (to male friend): That's all I want: I wanna go to Italy, find, like, a girl from some rural village in Italy, and she can come home with me and just lie in my bed all day, and fuck me, and make me gnocci.
Quiet Blonde Girl: Do you really like gnocci?


--Berekeley Dining Hall