It's why we haven't bothered to make ANY friends at Yale.

Herald Editor-In-Chief: And how's your section looking?
Herald Editor #1: For this week's section, we're going to talk to some kids we know at Harvard about cool things to do at Harvard this weekend.
Herald Board: (snicker)
Herald Editor #2 (dryly): We have really cool friends at Harvard.
Herald Board: (laughter)
Herald Editor #2 (dryly): We sound like we're kidding, but we're not.