Honestly? It sucks the fart out of my ass.

Comp. Sci. Professor 1, referring to organic brownies: I hate eating here because I have to get out fast. If I don't get out, these things have a magnetic attraction.
Comp. Sci. Professor 2: And there's a mountain of them.
Comp. Sci. Professor 1: But I ate all my carrots.
(Silence)
Comp. Sci. Professor 1: How's your QR course going?


--Silliman Dining Hall