Sure it's not instructions on how to 'masta'-bate?

[Asian Mom has written "DJ masta" on a notepad on the coffee table]

Asian Yalie: Who is DJ Masta?
Asian Mom: Ohhh, I was watching a cooking show this afternoon, and they said to use that on sandwiches.
Asian Yalie: You mean… Dijon mustard?

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