Yale polo player #1: What are all those people doing on Old Campus?
Yale polo player #2: Probably "Soccer for Darfur" or something. I hate fake activism like that.
Yale polo player #3: You mean "S'mores for Darfur," right?
Yale polo player #1 (seriously): I keep hearing that word, "Darfur." What does it even mean?
Players #3 and #2: (Hysterical laughter)
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