Biblical Marriage Blows.

Senior Yalie: So were Joseph and Mary actually married before the annunciation, or were they just like, you know, dating?
Professor: It's more like they were betrothed.
Senior Yalie: So they hadn't done it yet.
Professor: No...that's why we call her the Virgin Mary.
Senior Yalie: Okay, but how did Joseph react to the fact that the Holy Spirit was Mary's baby-daddy?

(pause).

Professor: I doubt he was pleased.

--College Seminar