"How I Spent my Summer Vacation: Midwest Edition"

(Guy starts pouring Jaeger into beer pong cups because they have run out of beer).

Girl: Dude, we are not playing pong with Jaeger.
Guy: Oh come on, it's just a splash.
Girl: Bullshit! That's like when a guy says ' it's just the tip ' !!

(Other girl in the room runs over, laughing and crying. The two girls share a long embrace).