(Voicemail left for Yalie)
Yale Girl: I saw so many dicks you WISH you'd seen you GAY MOTHERFUCKER!....I'm not being homophobic!!...This is Rob
Rob: Hi there....
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Heyo for Handsome Dan!
(At a crazy LA party)
Old Guy: Do you know who this is? she goes to YALE.
Pornstar: WHAT?
Old Guy: YALE. do you know what that is?
Pornstar: Ya! COKE!
Old Guy: Do you know who this is? she goes to YALE.
Pornstar: WHAT?
Old Guy: YALE. do you know what that is?
Pornstar: Ya! COKE!
...like when I was on "Days of our Lives."
Yale Girl: so what's the party gonna be like?
60-year-old Guy: I always hope that these things will end with massive orgies and unplanned pregnancies and deaths from drug overdoses the next day...but people aren't fun like that anymore.
--LA
60-year-old Guy: I always hope that these things will end with massive orgies and unplanned pregnancies and deaths from drug overdoses the next day...but people aren't fun like that anymore.
--LA
"How I Spent my Summer Vacation: Midwest Edition"
(Guy starts pouring Jaeger into beer pong cups because they have run out of beer).
Girl: Dude, we are not playing pong with Jaeger.
Guy: Oh come on, it's just a splash.
Girl: Bullshit! That's like when a guy says ' it's just the tip ' !!
(Other girl in the room runs over, laughing and crying. The two girls share a long embrace).
Girl: Dude, we are not playing pong with Jaeger.
Guy: Oh come on, it's just a splash.
Girl: Bullshit! That's like when a guy says ' it's just the tip ' !!
(Other girl in the room runs over, laughing and crying. The two girls share a long embrace).
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