Someday someone will stalk you too.

Boy: I know! It's like she really captures that feeling, man...I mean, I think it's probably something we've all felt at some point or another. I mean, you're just kind of obsessed with this guy, and you think you're just doing little things to remind him that you exist, but then you realize you've sent him fifty text messages!
(awkward silence)
Professor: It gets better, Harry*.


--LC