Plus she taught me how to whack it.

Guy 1: Sex is like bridge: if you have a good hand you can go it alone.
Guy 2 (laughing hysterically): That's a great joke, man. I'm gonna tell that to my grandmother.
Guy 1: Did you just say you were going to tell that to your grandmother?
Guy 2: Yeah man... she loves bridge.


--Silliman Dining Hall