Plus I hear his penis vibrates.

Girls 1 and 2: See ya, Brendan*!
(Walking, 3 second pause)
Girl 1: You know, he's the perfect example of a guy who isn't very good looking but gets a lot of ass, just by being, you know, social. Telling people on Facebook, "Hey, I lost my phone, give me a call."
Girl 2: Yeah, totally.


--Outside Pierson

Credit to The West at Yale