Wait, your left or mine?

Foreign Gay Boy: Okay I was in this lecture today, and I learnt that there are three areas of pleasure in the women's vagina-
Girl: Actually there are three but two in the vagina-
Foreign Gay Boy: Wait you have three vaginas??
Girl: No-(sigh)-*Max
Foreign Gay Boy: Wait okay. Which of the three vaginas do you insert your penis into?
Girl: Wait MY penis??
Foreign Gay Boy: Answer the question.
Girl: *Max that sentence was so ungrammatically correct that I don't think I can.
Foreign Gay Boy: Okay let me rephrase. Which of your three vaginas does your potential sexual partner insert his penis into?
Girl:...Uh-
Foreign Gay Boy: Or her penis, to be politically correct.
Girl: *MAX WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Other Gay Boy: The left one.


--Commons