Oh...ohh...ohhh. SHAZAMM!

Strange Boy: Where are you from?
Girl: Australia.
Strange Boy: Wait do you have kangaroos?
Girl: Yeah hopping around in my backyard-
Strange Boy: Do you ride them to school? In...what are those things called?
Girl: In their pouches?
Strange Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Well, you can't, really...the pouches are for the fetuses, they're covered in mucus.
Strange Boy: Well have you seen the mucus?
Girl: No
Strange Boy: Have you touched the mucus?
Girl: What the fuck?
Strange Boy: Have you tasted the mucus?
(After assessing that Strange Boy is in fact not joking, Girl gets up and leaves...quickly)


--Farnam