Sunday, March 2, 2008

Margaret: But GOD, I still don't understand why my hoo hoo is bleeding!?

(Girl cries. Boy appears out of nowhere.)

Girl: I'm sad.
Boy: Would you like to see a magic trick?
Girl: Uh...okay...
Boy: (produces 5 cards) Pick a card...(magic trick ensues)
Girl: Wow that was amazing!
Boy: Made you smile, didn't it?

(Boy disappears into thin air, Girl bewildered)

--TD Suite