Bring me a milkshake and Season 4 of Sex and the City!

(Guy answers phone on speakerphone)

Drunk Girl: *Matt- I need you to come over!
Gay Boy: What's up? Why?
Drunk Girl: I'm really drunk and I'm fully clothed and lying on my bed.
Gay Boy: You need help getting your clothes off don't you...
Drunk Girl: ...uh-huh.
Gay Boy:...(sigh) okay, I'll be right over.


--Farnam