Bring on the gay porn actors, though.

Guy: After the conversation we had at dinner last night, my awkward pre-frosh asked me if you'd peed in your bed.

Girl #1: Ha. What did you say?

Guy: The truth: "No, she peed in someone else's bed."

Girl #2: We probably scared him away.

Guy: It's OK. We really don't need more awkward people at Yale.


--Calhoun