You know he just wants to whack off telekinetically.

Girl: So, I wasn't going to tell anyone, but I have to tell someone…So, when I got here [boyfriend] was helping me unpack my car, and he came out and was like 'You'll never guess what I was just doing for the last hour'.
Other Girl: Shit, what was he jerking off to?
Girl: I wish. He goes 'I was practicing telekinesis. I think I almost had it'.
Other Girl: Wow.


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