Well you'd better study up for the next week, asshole.

Guy: Apparently a man becomes allergic to semen when his semen comes into contact with blood. Like after a vascectomy or testicular torsion (shudder).
Girlfriend: Wouldn't that be really easy? Like if he's "Grabbing a J" with a cut on his hand?
Boyfriend: What?
Girlfriend: You know, "Grabbing a J". You know what it is. I'm not saying it.
Boyfriend: You mean beating off? "Grabbing a J" is not a real saying. You made that up.


--The Elmhurst