There was this one time...but then he beamed me with a milk crate.

Text Message Conversation

Girl: I'm at the train station. A stranger tried paying for my ticket then bought me a coffee...?? I can't get away. My train is late. Awful.
Gay guy: Ahhh! This is what pepper spray is for! Unless the stranger is a cute boy...
Girl: Honey, when have you ever been able to find a cute boy in or around gun wavin' New Haven? Focus!!


--Train Station