The old "Korean Professor" tactic.

Qpac Girl 1 (to Susan Block, Sex Week personality): Hi, nice to meet you.
Susan: Hi girls, where are you from?
Qpac Girl 2: Oh, we go to Yale.
Susan: Really? That's great, what college are you in?
Qpac Girl 2: Oh, we don't decide that until Junior year.
Susan: No, I mean what college do you live in?
(awkward pause)
Qpac Girl 1: We go to Quinnipiac!
(both girls run away)


--The Lily's Pad