T-Y-P-I-C-A-L Yalie

Horsey Girl (loud): I know my way around Europe so well.
Girl: Yeah, totally.
Horsey Girl: I mean, drop me anywhere in Europe and I would be totally fine.
Girl: Uh-huh.
Horsey Girl: But I don't actually know all the states...we were trying to name them all the other day and I totally couldn't!
Girl: Ha!
Horsey Girl: My Dad wants to buy me an SUV but I really want a station wagon.
Girl: Really?
Horsey Girl: Well, I love those Mercedes hatch-backs and I could just throw all my riding things in the back!
Girl: Oh yeah, totally.


--Post Office Line