And I want my knob slobbed.

Large, split-toothed townie, after sitting down at the table of an obviously studious (and highly uninterested) Yale girl, setting down his portable CD player with Michael Jackson inside and starting discussion:

I'm not really trying to hit on you... I'm just sayin', most of my friends are guys...an' I jus' don't have too many close friends who are girls...


--Koffee Too/The Publick Cup (of bullshit)