What exactly were they DOING?

Guy: What are the animals that are like llamas but aren't. Not alpacas but...?
Girl: Emus?
Guy: No, those are the big birds with weird feathers.
Girl: When I think of emus all I can think of is porn.
Guy: WHAT?
Girl: In seventh grade on a field trip we saw emu porn on TV at the hotel. It was terrible.


--The Elmhurst