Watch me crank that Soulja Boy/Then bursar that bitch!

Drunk guy: And I need condoms.
Durfee's lady: The Magnums? You sure?
Drunk guy: I don't know, what do you think?
Durfee's lday: I don't know, if they're too big, they'll slip.
Drunk guy: You don't know shit about me!
(pause)
Drunk guy: I'll take the blue ones. And the red ones.


--Durfee's