It's not pedophilia if it's just about size!

Gayalie #1: I've gotta start with with a toddler's fist. Work my way up.
Gayalie #2: That's so un-PC!
Gayalie #1: Well, then the fist of a 10-year-old.
Gayalie #2: That's even worse. I'm not sure why.
Gayalie #1: Because the toddler has no idea what's going on!


--Chapel St.