Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Magic tunnel?...A vagina?

(Yalies on the phone)
Girl: I'm seeing about this tunnel.
Guy: A puddle or a tunnel?
Girl: A tunnel. We're trying to put a robot in it.
Guy: In a tunnel?
Girl: A magic tunnel, It's not really a robot, just a camera on a stick.
Guy: Uhhh...
Girl: If I make any great discoveries I'll call you.
(click)

Guy: I can't tell if she's on drugs or not. I don't think she is.


--The Elmhurst