Specifically, the quotation from Chaucer inked around my butthole. Genevive, please begin...

Professor: And for Lawrence, the genitals are a system of creative, generative power, the opposite of the center of destructive power in the body, the system of excretion. The ultimate transformative event, which Lawrence refers to in coded language on page 220, is the union of these two systems during anal sex.

In unison, the whole lecture hall looks up and goes utterly still and silent.

Professor: Now that I've got your attention, let's do a little close reading.

--English Class