Jeez, how big is your poonani?

Yale Girl: I had the weirdest dream about you last night. For serious. It involved me birthing you... But you were in an egg. A really big egg. Well, the funny part is that when you cracked open, you oozed yolk everywhere and I was pissed because I like my eggs well done. I'm not making any of this up.

--Paris, France.