Somehow not dropping out of college to live at home makes up for it.

Intern Guy: So you live right next to (Big State School)...you must have been at frat parties every weekend in High School, right?
Yalie: Not really, I didn't really go out until my senior year...and we didn't go to college parties.
Intern Guy: Whoa!? No way...I always thought of you as a "Frank the Tank Guy"
Yalie: (grumbles)
Intern Guy: I don't believe you. You mean you were the type of guy that stayed home on the weekends and did homework?
Yalie: I mean kinda....I got into Yale.
Intern Guys: (sadly) But dude...you can never get those years back.

--LA