Like the Yangtze, baby!

(Crazy lady in pink spandex is known as "The Queen of Beverly Hills")

Crazy Lady: What is his heritage!!??
Yalie's Friend: uh...Italian
Crazy Lady: Gorgeous!

Crazy Lady: What is your heritage?
Asian couple: Uh, we're korean.
Crazy Lady: Oh! So is your blood yellow?

--Beverly Blvd, Beverly Hills