Thursday, May 3, 2007

You will never get this! You will never get this!

A girl walks out of the food area at Spring Fling with an entire jumbo bag of potato chips she has stolen.

High girl: (Borat voice) I have had Grrreeeeat Success!

--Spring Fling


Wait. Which one?...I don't...?

Girl: If you let your children ride on elephants you are killing them!

--Elm St.


Notorious B.I.G. lied to me!

Frazzled Girl: You don't have ovaries so you don't have ovary problems! I don't have money so WHY do I have MONEY PROBLEMS!?

--High St.