Wow...so you're like a REAL athlete. Cool.

Geeky freshmen Boy 1: I never got a varsity jacket.
Geeky freshmen Boy 2: Neither did I... but I lettered. I just didn't want the jacket.
Geeky freshmen Boy 3: Oh yeah? What'd you letter in?
Geeky freshmen Boy 2: Eh, you know... debate...


--Davenport Courtyard