Furthermore...do you think the shrooms have kicked in?

Student: In ancient Egypt, the crown of lower-Egypt was actually made of cheese. and the crown of upper-Egpyt was made of macaroni and when Queen Nefertiti united the two kingdoms, she wore a crown of mac and cheese.

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May I gain entry into your vagin?

(Drunk girl is having her party broken up, she is outside with a drink in hand and sporting a neck brace)

Drunk Girl (to cop): High Fiiive!
Cop: Grrreat Success!